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That time I had group sex on WhatsApp
Do people know sex groups on WhatsApp are a thing? You can join groups with horny randoms and share pics and videos to get off?
Jun 25, 20243 min read


That Time I Wrestled an Anaconda (& LOST)
Some cocks should come with a warning label: 'Proceed with caution', 'Choking hazard' or 'Two person handling required'.
May 31, 20243 min read


That time I probably almost definitely had an affair with a married man
I like my men funny, STI-free, with teeth and wifeless. Maybe I'm asking too much? It'd been almost a year since I'd split with my...
Jan 10, 20245 min read


That time I had period sex and covered it up with lipstick
I don't like to toot my own horn (much), but here it's warranted. This was my most genius moment in the sack, and possibly, of my life.
Nov 17, 20235 min read


That time I was a lesbian for 12 minutes (AKA. Exploring My Sexuality)
I believe sexuality isn't a choice, nor something you grow into, your preference is always there, just some of us take longer to get there.
Sep 13, 20233 min read


That time my one night stand cleaned my house
Five hot men and one single woman have dinner together. Sounds like the start of a porno. Not an incorrect assumption...
Jul 22, 20235 min read


That time I gave birth to a butt plug
Men are all about the butt hole. They tell you they're "not fussed either way" and yet a finger, tongue or more, repeatedly wind up there.
Jun 16, 20234 min read


That time I was interviewed for casual sex
I met a guy with the intention of a date, but I'm not entirely sure I wasn't being recruited into a prostitution ring.
Jun 6, 20234 min read


That time I paid for sex
It's amazing the lengths some of us will go to for a shag. Just probably not quite ~this~ far.
May 23, 20234 min read


That time my waters broke when I wasn't even pregnant
Whoever coined the term “squirt”, was wrong. It should be called "when someone turns on the fountain you didn't know was inside you".
May 16, 20235 min read
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