That time I had group sex on WhatsApp

Do people know sex groups on WhatsApp are a thing? You can join groups with horny randoms and share pics and videos to get off? Yeah, this isn't that.

I was seeing a guy who was a little kinky. One of his kinks was that he liked me to tell him about my previous sexual experiences whilst he went down on me. I'm not sure why he liked it, or why he thought I had that kind of multi-tasking skill, but all I know is the more I talked about sex with other men, the more he feasted on me (apologies for that visual).

I mentioned this kink to a few friends of mine and they demanded forever more that I inform them of everything of note about my sex life going forward. From there, a dedicated sex commentary WhatsApp Group was born.

Old Mate and I had just done an amazing new position (who knew after 20 years of being sexually active there was still new stuff to discover? And yes, I was upside down) and felt the need to tell the group about it immediately.

Post session, I went straight for my phone and he noticed. He joked that I must be telling someone about the sex we'd just had and I admitted I was doing exactly that. Except that it was to a group of people. It was a risk that paid off.

It excited him that his skills were being broadcast and we started making out again. It got very hot very quickly and as we headed back to the bedroom, he told me to bring my phone with me.

We'd barely made it to the bedroom and he went down on me again (YES, THANKS!) and told me to message my friends. He told me to tell them what he was doing to me. In detail. So I did. He was very skilled in that department so I was prepared to do just about anything as long as he didn't stop.

I sent them a message with his head between my legs. Every time he moved to do something else, I was instructed to tell the group about it. I was essentially live-tweeting my sex session. Everytime I stopped typing, he'd stop whatever he was doing. The bastard! I explained to him that women being able to multi-task was obviously a myth but he chose not to believe me.

To say my WhatsApp group were shocked is an understatement. They agreed how hot this all was and were keen for it to keep going - awkwardness be damned.

The hotness peaked when he told me to ask the group how he should make me cum. Caught off guard, the group admitted they weren't that creative. A swing was brought up at one point, but since we were both renters, sadly one wasn't available to us. Stirrups was another suggestion but neither of us were gynos or horse riders, so... They continued to brainstorm amongst themselves.

I relayed that all back to him and he told me to rephrase the question. To ask them how they would like to cum and he'd do that to me. Ooft.

One of the group had clearly read a kamasutra-style book as the suggestions suddenly became VERY creative. Some even came through with hand-drawn diagrams! This flinging of ideas went on for about 20 minutes so he took the decision upon himself. And yes, I did end up upside down again.

Shout out to the WhatsApp group for indulging me so much over the years.