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That time I had group sex on WhatsApp
Do people know sex groups on WhatsApp are a thing? You can join groups with horny randoms and share pics and videos to get off?
Jun 25, 20243 min read
That Time I Wrestled an Anaconda (& LOST)
Some cocks should come with a warning label: 'Proceed with caution', 'Choking hazard' or 'Two person handling required'.
May 31, 20243 min read
That time I probably almost definitely had an affair with a married man
I like my men funny, STI-free, with teeth and wifeless. Maybe I'm asking too much? It'd been almost a year since I'd split with my...
Jan 10, 20245 min read
That time I had period sex and covered it up with lipstick
I don't like to toot my own horn (much), but here it's warranted. This was my most genius moment in the sack, and possibly, of my life.
Nov 17, 20235 min read
That time I paid for sex
It's amazing the lengths some of us will go to for a shag. Just probably not quite ~this~ far.
May 23, 20234 min read
That time I shat myself whilst getting fingered (what to do when you poop during sex)
Shout out to those lucky enough not to have a poo-related sex story. Pray for the rest of us.
May 2, 20234 min read
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