Some cocks should come with a warning label: 'Proceed with caution', 'Choking hazard' or 'Two person handling required'.

I like my men funny, STI-free, with teeth and wifeless. Maybe I'm asking too much? It'd been almost a year since I'd split with my...

Shout out to those lucky enough not to have a poo-related sex story. Pray for the rest of us.