Some cocks should come with a warning label: 'Proceed with caution', 'Choking hazard' or 'Two person handling required'.

I like my men funny, STI-free, with teeth and wifeless. Maybe I'm asking too much? It'd been almost a year since I'd split with my...

I don't like to toot my own horn (much), but here it's warranted. This was my most genius moment in the sack, and possibly, of my life.

Shout out to those lucky enough not to have a poo-related sex story. Pray for the rest of us.