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That time I shat myself whilst getting fingered (what to do when you poop during sex)
Shout out to those lucky enough not to have a poo-related sex story. Pray for the rest of us.
May 2, 20234 min read
That time I dated a drug dealer (who may also have been a jockey?)
I once dated a guy shorter than me to prove to myself I wasn't shallow. I lasted a week. Yep, the height put me off, not the fact he was...
Apr 27, 20236 min read
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